Hot Takes

Pineapple on pizza is completely fine. Bad cheese is the actual crime.

Read receipts were a catastrophic mistake for human civilisation.

Birthday cake in an office is a form of workplace coercion.

Funerals should be significantly more fun than they currently are.

Nobody genuinely enjoys camping. They enjoy having gone camping.

Weddings are a colossal waste of money and almost everyone privately agrees.

Most people's dogs are badly behaved and the owners are in total denial.

Cereal is just cold soup and we should treat it with that respect.